Heauxs of Hogwarts: A Burlesque Variety Show at Joe’s Movement Emporium, Dec 13

Heauxs of Hogwarts: A Burlesque Variety Show at Joe’s Movement Emporium, Dec 13

Joe’s Movement Emporium presents:
Heauxs of Hogwarts: A Burlesque Variety Show

Saturday, December 13, 2025, 8:00 PM

Location: Joe’s Movement Emporium.

A part of Joe’s Movement Emporium’s Spotlight Showcase Series.

We solemnly swear that we are up to no good! Grab your broomstick, take a portkey, or use the floo network to join us at Joe’s Movement Emporium for H.O.H., an unofficial sexy burlesque-style variety show for the HP lovers in the DMV. Immerse yourself in the lore with burlesque dancers, aerial and specialty acts, festive libations, and more!

Brush up on your HP knowledge for our trivia segment, and don your best dress robes for a special best dressed contest! Grab your galleons, because tips are encouraged. Doors open at 7:30 pm with the show starting at 8:00 pm. Guests must be 21+ to attend this event.

A percentage of the profits from this show will go to TASSN. This show is not affiliated with the official Harry Potter series.

Tickets $40 general, $65 VIP. Must be 21+ to enter. Click here.

Juxtapose: A Theatrical Shadow Box at Joe’s Movement Emporium, May 15-25

Juxtapose: A Theatrical Shadow Box at Joe’s Movement Emporium, May 15-25

Joe’s Movement Emporium presents:
JUXTAPOSE | A Theatrical Shadow Box

Thursday, May 15, 2025, at 7:30 pm
Friday, May 16, 2025, at 7:30 pm
Saturday, May 17, 2025, at 2 pm & 7:30 pm
Sunday, May 18, 2025, at 2 pm
Monday, May 19, 2025, at 7:30 pm
Thursday, May 22, 2025, at 7:30 pm
Friday, May 23, 2025, at 7:30 pm
Saturday, May 24, 2025, at 2 pm & 7:30 pm
Sunday, May 25, 2025, at 2 pm

Location: Joe’s Movement Emporium.

JUXTAPOSE is a theatrical assemblage set in a magical-realist tenement building. Five eccentric characters are trying to co-exist during the sixth mass extinction. The show is inspired in part by the shadow boxes of Joseph Cornell, in which isolated objects are brought together within a frame to create poetic possibilities. As humanity teeters on the edge of the frame, JUXTAPOSE offers audiences a reminder that our shared mortality, our common humanity, the ability to laugh at fear and the limitless hope of imagination might save us from the despair of ending.

Tickets $25 general, $15 Senior/Child. Click here.

Bread & Puppet: The Obligation to Live at Joe’s Movement Emporium, Apr 10-11

Bread & Puppet: The Obligation to Live at Joe’s Movement Emporium, Apr 10-11

Joe’s Movement Emporium presents:
Bread & Puppet: The Obligation to Live

Thursday, April 10, 2025 at 7 pm
Friday, April 11, 2025 at 7 pm

Location: Joe’s Movement Emporium.

Puppet show! Puppet show! Bread & Puppet Theater is excited to announce their return to Joe’s in April 2025.

The show will include puppets large and small, music, up-to-the-minute politics, and spectacles not to be missed. After the show Bread & Puppet will serve its famous sourdough rye bread with aioli, and Bread & Puppet’s “Cheap Art” – books, posters, postcards, pamphlets and banners from the Bread & Puppet Press – will be for sale. No one turned away for lack of funds. We mean it. If you need assistance with a ticket, please email breadandpuppetreservations@gmail.com.

*Please note that, as a political theater company, we aim to keep our work as up-to-the-minute and relevant as possible. Our work is constantly changing.*

Tickets: $35 General, $25 Youth/Senior. Click here.

CreativeWorks Final Showcase: Brutal Red Lies at Joe’s Movement Emporium, Jan 17

CreativeWorks Final Showcase: Brutal Red Lies at Joe’s Movement Emporium, Jan 17

Joe’s Movement Emporium presents:
CreativeWorks Final Showcase:
Brutal Red Lies

Friday January 17, 2025 at 6:30 pm

Location: Joe’s Movement Emporium.

You are invited to a CreativeWorks Production of Brutal Red Lies!

Join us on Friday, January 17th, at 6:30 p.m. for a show completely written, produced, and designed by the Cohort 5 CreativeWorks pre-apprentices. Brutal Red Lies is a staged adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood that delves into themes of friendship, grief, and war! You don’t want to miss this epic tale!.

Tickets are PAY-WANT-YOU-WISH starting at $5

Pay what you wish: $5 – $15. Click here.

syBLINGS! SHYNE at Joe’s Movement Emporium, Nov 15-16

syBLINGS! SHYNE at Joe’s Movement Emporium, Nov 15-16

syBLINGS! Presents: SHYNE

Friday, November 15, 2024, 7:00pm
Saturday, November 16, 2024, 6:00pm

Location: Joe’s Movement Emporium.

syBLINGS! presents SHYNE, an interactive multi-media performance ritual that explores the journey from release to resplendence. Audience members will be lovingly invited to travel with syBLINGS! through vulnerable storytelling, original music, dynamic vocals, and gorgeous visuals, to experience collective enlightenment and joy.

They are fresh off their brilliant self-titled debut syBLINGS! which premiered at the Atlas Performing Arts Center in June 2024 as Atlas Arts Lab 2023-24 Fellows. syBLINGS! is an intentional forever collaboration between Asali Ruth-Mandla McIntyre and Spirit Paris McIntyre.

Since the beginning of time these two have used their: comedy, shared love of language, music, experiences, and the telepathic energy that exists only between syBLINGS as tools for expression and connection. Asali is a Professional Violinist, Singer-Songwriter, Improvisational Performer, and Creative based in the DC Metropolitan area. She has honed her skills in these disciplines for 30+ years. Spirit is a Sound Designer, Cellist, Writer, and Visual Artist, who promotes empowerment and healing by any medium necessary.

Tickets, $15-$25, click here.