Heauxs of Hogwarts: A Burlesque Variety Show at Joe’s Movement Emporium, Dec 13

Heauxs of Hogwarts: A Burlesque Variety Show at Joe’s Movement Emporium, Dec 13

Joe’s Movement Emporium presents:
Heauxs of Hogwarts: A Burlesque Variety Show

Saturday, December 13, 2025, 8:00 PM

Location: Joe’s Movement Emporium.

A part of Joe’s Movement Emporium’s Spotlight Showcase Series.

We solemnly swear that we are up to no good! Grab your broomstick, take a portkey, or use the floo network to join us at Joe’s Movement Emporium for H.O.H., an unofficial sexy burlesque-style variety show for the HP lovers in the DMV. Immerse yourself in the lore with burlesque dancers, aerial and specialty acts, festive libations, and more!

Brush up on your HP knowledge for our trivia segment, and don your best dress robes for a special best dressed contest! Grab your galleons, because tips are encouraged. Doors open at 7:30 pm with the show starting at 8:00 pm. Guests must be 21+ to attend this event.

A percentage of the profits from this show will go to TASSN. This show is not affiliated with the official Harry Potter series.

Tickets $40 general, $65 VIP. Must be 21+ to enter. Click here.

Sleeping Giant: A Haunting Vignette Show at the Clarice, Dec 5-6

Sleeping Giant: A Haunting Vignette Show at the Clarice, Dec 5-6

Clarice presents:
Maryland Ghostlight Company presents:
Sleeping Giant: A Haunting Vignette Show
by Steve Yockey

Fri, Dec. 5, 2025 | 7:30 pm
Sat, Dec. 6, 2025 | 2:00 pm
Sat, Dec. 6, 2025 | 7:30 pm

Venue: Clarice Smith Performing Arts Center.

Maryland Ghostlight Co. is excited to announce “Sleeping Giant: A Haunting Vignette Show.” Written by Steve Yockey, Sleeping Giant is a haunting dark comedy set in the backdrop of a quiet small town. When an ancient beast is awakened, its residents must deal with strange occurrences — and the meaning of their own lives.

Maryland Ghostlight Company is a student-led theater club dedicated to straight plays. This will be the company’s fifth production.

Free, no tickets required. Click here.

Upstage Artists presents Kong’s Night Out, Oct 10-19

Upstage Artists presents Kong’s Night Out, Oct 10-19

Upstage Artists presents:
Kong’s Night Out
By Jack Neary
Directed By Rick Bergmann

Show Dates: October 10-12 and 17-19, 2025

Location: Upstage Artists, performing at the Emmanuel United Methodist Church, 11416 Cedar Lane, Beltsville MD, 20705

The tale of what happened in the hotel room next to the hotel room where Ann was whisked out of the bed and into the Manhattan night by King Kong because there’s always a backstorv. Myron Siegel is a low-end Broadway producer who desperately wants to be high end. The trouble is, he has, for his entire career, been sabotaged by his arch-rival, who is ultra-famous for making movies about scary jungle creatures. That producer’s father and Myron’s father were also rivals back in the day and the rivalry has lived on. As the play opens, Myron has just learned that the rival producer has booked a theatre directly across from the theatre where Myron’s potential bonanza Foxy Felicia is about to open. Nobody on the Rialto knows what he’s up to, but it’s big, really, really big! Myron gathers his entourage – his sassy mother, his gangster henchman, his Hungarian backer and his wide-eyed niece straight off the bus from Buffalo – and concocts a plan to find out what the mystery show is all about. He discovers the show is about a monkey, a very large monkey. As the story unfolds, the seven doors on the set fly open and slam shut constantly, there’s mistaken identity, pies in the face, deceit, underhandedness, and even a couple of romances along the way. You have all the ingredients of a crazy, fast-paced farce, where every moment is cleverly and meticulously coordinated with the events depicted in the 1933 movie.

Tickets: $11.50. For more information click here.

Sketchup at the Clarice, Sep 13

Sketchup at the Clarice, Sep 13

NextNOW Fest 2025
Sketchup
Wednesday, September 10 to Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Venue: Clarice Smith Performing Arts Center.

Sketchup, UMD’s premier sketch comedy group, hosts a night of laughs and fun as they showcase both live and video sketches!

For more information, click here.

Free, no tickets required.

Four Old Broads at Laurel Mill Playhouse, Sep 12-21

Four Old Broads at Laurel Mill Playhouse, Sep 12-21

Laurel Mill Playhouse presents:
Four Old Broads
By Leslie Kimbell
Directed by Lorraine Brooks
Produced by Maureen Rogers

Performances September 12 – 21, 2025
Performances Fri. at 8 PM; Sat. at 1 or 2 PM; Sat at 8 PM; Sun. at 2 PM.
Friday September 12th at 8pm
Saturday September 13th at 8pm
Sunday September 14 at 2pm – DINNER & SHOW! Special pricing!
Friday September 19th at 8pm
Saturday September 20th at 8pm
Sunday September 21st at 2pm

Location: Laurel Mill Playhouse

There is something fishy going on at the Magnolia Senior Center since Nurse Pat arrived…..what could it be? Come find out how four feisty broads get to the bottom of it in this raucous comedy! ~ Lorraine Brooks

Ticket prices are as follows:
Adults: $20, Children 18 and under, Seniors 65 and over, and active duty military: $15

DINNER & SHOW: SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14TH
SPECIAL PRICING includes $25 gift card at Olive on Main right next door to LMP! Meet and mingle with Director, Producer and Cast Members of this hilarious comedy while enjoying a delicious meal at Olive on Main. Hear the story behind the story! Dinner will start directly after show.

For further information, please call 301-617-9906, or contact Maureen Rogers at maureencrogers@gmail.com or 301-452-2557.