Stand-up Comedy Fundraiser for the Bowie Fire Department at the Bowie CPA, Sep 15

Stand-up Comedy Fundraiser for the Bowie Fire Department at the Bowie CPA, September 15

Stand Up Comedy Night to benefit the Bowie Volunteer Fire Department
Tuesday, September 15, 2015, 7:30pm – 9:30pm

Location: Bowie Center for the Performing Arts.

Kaleidoscope Comedy presents a stand-up comedy show to benefit the Bowie Volunteer Fire Departments.

Tickets are $25 and are available at the door or may be purchased in advance online here.

Parental advisory: PG-rated

Comics include:

Lucas Bohn, has appeared in Atlantic City, Vegas and Carnival Cruise Lines
LUCAS BOHN is energetic with an edge. The perfect blend of schoolboy charm and bad-boy charisma, his comedy is both smart and audacious. Known as the little guy who generates big laughs, Lucas has shared the stage with Dave Chapelle, Jimmy Fallon, and Kevin Hart. Lucas’ high-energy shows and hilarious impersonations make him an instant hit with audiences of all ages. In 2013 Lucas was nominated “Comedian of the Year” by Campus Activities Magazine.

Allan Goodwin has appeared on HBO, Fox, Las Vegas, Funny Bone Comedy
Big Al Goodwin is one of the funniest and respected comics on the circuit today. Creative and loveable, Big Al can do any room, anywhere, anytime. A comedy veteran of more than fifteen years, Big Al has worked in almost every area of the country on every level including corporations, large military events, private parties and bar mitzvahs. Big Al connects with his audiences–getting them to appreciate the lighter side of their own lives relating his observations and experiences. Big Al was a winner on America’s Funniest People, he has been interviewed on The Billy Bush Show, and he has been seen in numerous commercials on PBS. Having played almost every club and college in the country, Big Al progressed to larger venues and theaters opening for Jim Gaffigan, Dave Chappelle, Wayne Brady and Steven Wright. Big Al was a finalist in HBO’s Lucky 21 Contest where he represented the East Coast in the Las Vegas Comedy Festival. If you haven’t experienced a Big Al performance…put this on your must do list and bring some friends. Laughter at a Big Al show is always guaranteed.

Irwin Loring has appeared in Atlantic City, Gotham, NY and Comcast on Demand
It all began when he was 16 years old watching an HBO comedy special featuring David Brenner , he wanted to be a comedian. On a Friday night in November 2006 in Rockville, Maryland, Irwin began to act on that dream. He finally took the stage for the first time. Since then, he has been on stage hundreds of times. He has performed in comedy clubs, bars, and even at his own high school reunion. His comedy revolves around his family, relationships, religion, and society in general. He was raised in a farming community in upstate New York, by a single Jewish mother household. He blames his mother for his bizarre views on parenting, and his overall outlook on life. He brings an energy to the room that makes audiences laugh wherever he performs. His style can be described as a mix of David Brenner and George Carlin, with a touch of Don Rickles.

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) [revised] at the Greenbelt Arts Center, July 24-Aug 8

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) [revised] at the Greenbelt Arts Center, July 24-Aug 8

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) [revised]
By Adam Long, Daniel Singer, and Jess Winfield
A guest production from Off the Quill
Directed by Leanne Dinverno

Location: Greenbelt Arts Center

July 24-August 8
Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 pm
Sunday Matinee August 2 at 2:00 pm.

Attempting all 37 of Shakespeare’s plays in one night can result in either triumphant success or catastrophic failure – either way you won’t want to miss it! Starring Troupe Members Michael J. Domboski, Brian Moors, and Co-Founder Patrick Mullen, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare: (abridged) [revised] blends witty farce with rapid hi-jinks through scripted elements and structured improvisation. Directed by Co-Founder Leanne Dinverno, Off the Quill tackles it’s first comedy with this wild, irreverent ride through one of the most beloved collections of classical literature.

Ticket prices: $20 General Admission, $16 Students/Seniors/Military, $12 Youth (12 and under with adult)
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Whose Wives Are They Anyway? by the Bowie Community Theatre at the Bowie Playhouse, Jul 17-Aug 2

Whose Wives Are They Anyway? by the Bowie Community Theatre at the Bowie Playhouse, Jul 17-Aug 2

Whose Wives Are They Anyway?
By Michael Parker.

Location: Bowie Community Theatre at the Bowie Playhouse

Performances: July 17 – August 2, 2015

Description: David McGrachen and John Baker, have planned a weekend off before their new C.E.O. arrives on Monday. With their wives safely off on a shopping spree in New York City, they check into The Oakfield Golf and Country Club intending to “golf their brains out.” They unexpectedly encounter their new boss, and she insists on meeting the wives, commenting blithely “no one who went golfing for a weekend without his wife would ever work for me.” So … David and John have to produce wives. Inevitably everything goes wrong as John and David attempt to “pull the wool” over the new boss’ eyes – literally!

Performance Dates:
July 17th at 8 pm, July 18th at 8 pm, July 19th at 2 pm
July 24th at 8 pm, July 25th at 2 pm and 8 pm, July 26th at 2 pm
July 31st at 8 pm, August 1st at 8 pm, August 2nd at 2 pm

Tickets are on sale now! Adults – $20.00, Seniors/Students – $15.00.
Buy tickets on-line.
Note: All ticket sales are final. Latecomers will be seated at the discretion of the House Manager.

Bowie Food Bank: Bring one non-perishable food item for donation in exchange for one FREE concession item.

The Miss Firecracker Contest at Laurel Mill Playhouse, June 26-July 12

The Miss Firecracker Contest at Laurel Mill Playhouse, June 26-July 12

The Miss Firecracker Contest
by Beth Henley
Directed by Patrick Pase
Produced by Maureen Rogers

Location: Laurel Mill Playhouse

Friday June 26, 2015 through Sunday July 12, 2015
Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 P.M., Sunday matinee performances on June 28, July 5 and July 12 at 2:00 P.M.

In the small Mississippi town of Brookhaven, a few days before the Fourth of July. Carnelle Scott (known locally as “Miss Hot Tamale”) is rehearsing furiously for the Miss Firecracker Contest—hoping that a victory will salvage her tarnished reputation and allow her to leave town in a blaze of glory. The unexpected arrival of her cousin Elain, a former Miss Firecracker winner, and her eccentric brother, Delmount, leads to a denouement of unparalleled hilarity, compassion and moving lyricism.

Performances run weekends from Friday June 26, 2015 through Sunday July 12, 2015 with Friday and Saturday evening performances at 8 p.m. Tickets are $20 for general admission. Admission for students (12 and under), active duty military and seniors (65 and over) is $15. For reservations, please call 301-617-9906 and press 2. For further information visit the web site at http://www.laurelmillplayhouse.org or contact Maureen Rogers at maureencrogers@gmail.com or 301-452-2557.

Theater Project Beltsville presents 2 Across at Abiding Presence Lutheran Church, May 8-23

Theater Project Beltsville presents 2 Across at Abiding Presence Lutheran Church, May 8-23

Theater Project Beltsville presents
2 Across
by Jerry Mayer

Theater Project Beltsville at Abiding Presence Lutheran Church (Beltsville MD)

Abiding Presence Lutheran Church, 10774 Rhode Island Avenue, Beltsville, Maryland 20705

Any citizens of Beltsville and neighboring communities are welcome and encouraged to participate. If you are interested, email director Franklin Akers at frank.akers@comcast.net
-or-
leave voice mail at 240-391-6416.

Description: Two strangers, a man and a woman (late 40’s to middle 50’s) board a San Francisco BART train at 4:30 AM. They’re alone in the car, each is married, both are doing the New York Times crossword. She’s an organized, sensible, psychologist. He’s a free spirited, unemployed ad exec. She is a crossword pro, he always quits. When he tosses his puzzle away, she snaps, “Crosswords are a metaphor for life, those who finish, succeed, those who don’t, fail.” Now he vows to finish. Why? He’s a competitor and she happens to be lovely. This starts an 80 minute ride described by critics as “Hilarious,” “Witty,” “Romantic,” “Poignant,” “Wonderfully entertaining.” Two opposites in an enclosed space, attacking each other’s values but also being swayed and intrigued by them. They each have serious life problems that the other helps them solve. Their trip is filled with unpredictable but believable surprises, even a passionate kissing embrace or two. As the train ride ends it’s obvious each of them has been changed for the better. And we’re all dying to know if these two will meet again?